[ ID: tweet by@/CryptoNature reading, “Mushrooms are the temporary reproductive structures of massive, seldom seen, subterranean creatures more closely related to you than to plants. Fungi. Some are miles wide. Some live thousands of years. Some help trees speak to one another. There’s magic beneath the forests.” ]
I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???
pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues
incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are
bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world
throwing up and sobbing bc I just heard boulevard of broken dreams on a classic rock station
the image of a 73 yo retired man who has listened to the same rotation of songs for his entire life going to 7am coffee with the boys and turning on his trusty old station just to be met with greenday has me in tears actually